Sandy Konigmacher? What is that in German? One who bites the sausage? A big German frau that arm-wrestles bar room loggers hoping to be considered “one of the guys” by saying a few bad words? Wowsie!!!
Give me a break, Freda. “The ‘maiden’ protesteth much” using Shakespeare and the word “maiden’ loosely – I am sure. I think you are what I portrayed before – so I won’t waste time and answer in “bullet points” as your “no-substance” generation” says:
— I am sure your family is just “busting their buttons” over you – especially your dad seeing his feminine little girl use terms like “sloppy seconds” – although I am sure it is the story of your life. I am sure your photo hides a wealth of sins – did the bird leave his calling card? I am also sure your dad wanted a boy (which you are futily acting out…)
— I don’t expect or accept any apologies – the only thing inappropriate in this exchange is your lack of class and pride in that fact. Notice you don’t have many dates? Excepting those in a backwards baseball cap and a FORD 1500, who is waiting for his fifth try at the Pot Office exam. In Bangor.
— No – you are not excused – you are an mannerless embarassment. People do nasty things in potties. They have ROTO-ROOTER in Maine? 1-800 -ROOTER as easy reference. That is what you think of your own mouth? No sips from my glass, thank you! I bet you like outhouse humor about used corncobs. As they say in backwards Brooklyn – “you kiss your mother with that mouth???”.
— You picked on Brooklyn? OMG. Standish ME – there is a metropolis for you – is that like “SMILE AS YOU ENTER, CLAPP AS YOU LEAVE SEARSPORT’?
— let’s get this straight – you prefer to talk like the sailors you described. Raise your sights, Bobo.
— don’t talk tough, HONEY, you just don’t pack the gear. People may laugh at you in your presence – trust me – they are laughing at you out of embarassment. BELLE BARTH is long gone. (Look her up, Pottie…she’s your heroine…”.).
— I like GCaptain – it has a good future. How about you when you run out of copying “coffee table books”. You get paid for that? Where do I sign up?
What’s next – coloring books? Classic Comics?
But I see you have a good future, bouncing up and down the steps at a game, corn dog in one hand and air-horn in the other, trying to catch a T-shirt – falling into a box and nearly crushing two yuppies kids spilling your beer on them„ wet hair and smeared lipstick….can see it all. This broad will never see the inside of a Paris original….too many tatts to cover! STRICTLY CARHARDT material!
I bet I do know your character – but am glad I don’t!
- Paleolithic, geriatric and most likely right – from Brooklyn!
p.s. And before you correct anyone Bimbo-kins – learn how to spell – look up Hale versus hail. You’re a “writer”?????
Hale was “Nathan”. Also an “Allen”. Hail dents your car and is usually used before “CAESAR” or “Hail, the gang’s all here…”. Got it, Sweetie????
Your generation – you deserve Obama……..don’t leave Maine…God left that state just for people like you….and a place to send corncobs…
Now F^%K Yeah is “appropriate”!.