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…Then how about dressing up as a really crappy version of King Triton (shout out to all my Little Mermaid fans out there).  Note to males:  girls will think you are TOTALLY hot if you pay homage to such a classic childhood film.

DEEP SEA NEWS
Unfortunately, that Busch Light in your hand will make their vaginas dry up and crumble like a mummy exposed to sunshine.  -MF

    …Then how about dressing up as a really crappy version of King Triton (shout out to all my Little Mermaid fans out there).  Note to males:  girls will think you are TOTALLY hot if you pay homage to such a classic childhood film.

    DEEP SEA NEWS

    Unfortunately, that Busch Light in your hand will make their vaginas dry up and crumble like a mummy exposed to sunshine.  -MF